1) It’s
not me it’s you.
2) It’s
not you it’s me.
3) My name use to be David.
4) I had a dream last night that
I need to become a nun.
5) Become a lesbian.
6) Get a tattoo on your face.
7) Pretend to have tourettes and
swear at him all the time.
8) Stop taking showers.
9) Save money by not shaving
anymore.
10) Grow a mustache.
11) Start dressing like a man.
12) Tell him you had an affair.
13) Spend all his money.
14) Be mean to his mother.
15) Tell him you want 10 kids.
16) Explain that monogamy isn’t for
you.
17) Ask him if your boyfriend can
move in.
18) Stop having sex with him.
19) Tell him that your parents
are moving in.
20) Change your status on Facebook.
21) Stop talking about anything
important.
22) Be brutal honest.
23) Become a hoarder.
24) Contact TLC and have your
life turned into a reality show.
25) Develop a drinking problem.
26) Become a drug addict.
27) Tell him you have a STD.
28) Give his a STD.
29) Just move out.
30) Pack up his stuff.
31) Start talking to yourself.
32) Watch him while he’s
sleeping.
33) We have nothing in common.
34) Convince him it’s what he
wants.
35) Say you can no longer live a
lie.
36) I’m no longer the person you
feel in love with.
37) You’re no longer the person I
feel in love with.
38) I’m not sure if I have ever
loved you.
39) I’m still in love with my ex.
40) Pretend you have amnesia.
41) Explain that you want to
become a stripper.
42) Develop a gambling problem.
43) Get arrested and go to jail
for a while.
44) Go into the witness
protection program.
45) Become very religious.
46) Gain 50 pounds.
47) Tell him you are no longer attracted
to him.
48) I want to see other people.
49) I hope we can still be
friends.
50) Or you can just pretend
everything is O.K. and do nothing.
This is the first time I've used this prompt and what a winner it is--everyone who attacks it comes up with stuff that is funny, sad, mean, wild, clever, true-to-life, raunchy. You are no exception!
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